Tudalen Agoriadol

Tudalen Cartref

Diddordebau'r Plant

Limrigau

2nd World War

Fireworks Night

Scary Poems

Rally Driver

My Family

Alien Visit to Earth

Last Train Home

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? You've just said it - Doctor Who.

By: Sion

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Andrew. Andrew who? Ann drew the curtains, so I couldn't see in!!

By: Zoe

Doctor! Doctor! People keep ignoring me. Next please!

By: Zoe

Doctor! Doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains. Well, pull yourself together then!!

By: Zoe

Beth wyt ti'n galw cath grac? Ti ddim yn galw fe'n unrhyw beth, ti jest yn rhedeg!!!!!

Gan: Eliot

Beth wyt ti'n gwneud os yw Taid yn cwympo? Galw "Nain! Nain! Nain!"

Gan: Sion

A man went to the doctor and said, "I'm going to die in 59 seconds!" The doctor said, "Wait a minute!"

By: Sion

Doctor! Doctor! I feel like a dustbin. Oh! Don't talk rubbish!

By: Ffion

How do you tell a monster he's ugly? Over the phone!!!

By: Nicholas

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, cows go moo!!!

By: Amy

Doctor! Doctor! I keep thinking I'm a bell. Give me a ring later!

By: Amy

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You're too young to smoke!

By: Kelly

What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil? The doctor's taking me out tonight!

By: Kelly

Michael Owen was on "Who Want's to be a Millionaire" and was on the final question to win a million ponds. He was stuck on the question,- "What animal lives in a set? - A: Badger B: Fox C: Rabbit or D: Cuckoo?
He had two lifelines left - 50:50 and Phone a Friend. He went for the 50:50 and was left with, A: Badger or D: Cuckoo. He still didn't know so he phoned a friend - Emile Heskey. He said he knew the answer. "It's a badger. I'm a 100% sure." He was correct and Michael Owen won a million pounds.
Back at training Owen asked Heskey how he knew the answer. "That's easy, a cuckoo lives in a clock!"

By:Lowri

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Oh! Don't cry.

By: Leanne