Limrigau - Limericks
A selection of hilarious limericks by the children!
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A mouse in her room woke miss Dowd, Who was frightened and screamed very loud, Then a happy thought hit her, to scare off the critter, She just sat up in bed and meowed! Rhys: A film actor dining in Crewe, Found a very large bug in his stew, Said the waiter "Dont shout and wave it about, or the rest will be wanting one too!" Carys: There once was a woman from Crete, Who was so exceedingly neat, When she got out of bed, She stood on her head, to keep her from dirtying her feet! Lowri: Fe glywais am hen ddyn blewog, Ar ddiwrnod braf a heulog, A ddychrynodd y gath, Ar bwys y boteli lath, Ac yna cusanodd y ceilog! Leanne: There once was a boy named Joe, Who dropped a big brick on his toe, He asked with a frown, "Will the swelling go down?" And the doctor said "Yes, I think so!" Ffion: There was a short boy called Nick, Who had a very big kick, It shot up his bum, And he screamed to his mum, "I think that my bum is quite thick!" Zoe: I would like to be a flower, And be as tall as a tower, It would be fine, To hear Big Ben chime, I would be full of power! Carys: There was a young lady from Crewe, Who loved to sail in a canoe, She entered a race, And came in first place, And went home and made a nice stew! |
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