Limrigau - Limericks

Enghreifftiau o limrigau doniol y plant!

A selection of hilarious limericks by the children!

 

 

Tudalen Agoriadol

Tudalen Cartref

Jociau'r Plant

Diddordebau'r plant

2nd World War

Fireworks Night

Scary Poems

Rally Driver

My Family

Alien Visit to Earth

Last Train Home

 

 


Ffion:

A mouse in her room woke miss Dowd,

Who was frightened and screamed very loud,

Then a happy thought hit her, to scare off the critter,

She just sat up in bed and meowed!

Rhys:

A film actor dining in Crewe,

Found a very large bug in his stew,

Said the waiter "Dont shout and wave it about,

or the rest will be wanting one too!"

Carys:

There once was a woman from Crete,

Who was so exceedingly neat,

When she got out of bed,

She stood on her head,

to keep her from dirtying her feet!

Lowri:

Fe glywais am hen ddyn blewog,

Ar ddiwrnod braf a heulog,

A ddychrynodd y gath,

Ar bwys y boteli lath,

Ac yna cusanodd y ceilog!

Leanne:

There once was a boy named Joe,

Who dropped a big brick on his toe,

He asked with a frown, "Will the swelling go down?"

And the doctor said "Yes, I think so!"

Ffion:

There was a short boy called Nick,

Who had a very big kick,

It shot up his bum,

And he screamed to his mum,

"I think that my bum is quite thick!"

Zoe:

I would like to be a flower,

And be as tall as a tower,

It would be fine,

To hear Big Ben chime,

I would be full of power!

Carys:

There was a young lady from Crewe,

Who loved to sail in a canoe,

She entered a race,

And came in first place,

And went home and made a nice stew!